it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
