I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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