Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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