Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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