his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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