At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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