You're my little dorito
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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