why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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