he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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