shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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