For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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