i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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