FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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