S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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