I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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