this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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