Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We are all done wearing pants today
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Randomize
