I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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