girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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