Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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