She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
