am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize