One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
