Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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