He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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