I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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