No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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