I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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