Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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