you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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