and you said cock pushups were impossible
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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