Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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