If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I intend to get homeless drunk
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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