what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
