I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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