I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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