Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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