My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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