you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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