yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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