yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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