North Korea, Best Korea!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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