Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This is my gift to your gina
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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