What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
