nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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