I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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