Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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