Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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