I'm really into asian looking animals
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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