Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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