are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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