then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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