Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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