jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i believe in u and ur pee
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize