Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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