Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
